coagulates:

I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth

boywithbutt:

paranormal activity 5: party rock is in your house tonight

brucejennersbitch:

i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me

wizcoylifa:

terraforce:

wizcoylifa:

are people in wheelchairs allowed to do stand up comedy?

No

the more you know

doctordude:

It’s raining and thundering and the sun’s still out

Gettin real Harry Potter around here